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If you have anything smaller, you probably shouldn't be here.

The site runs fully in the latest versions of FF and IE. If you don't have either of those and everything inside looks weird, it's not my problem.

Content is rated at M15+ (coarse language, adult themes, violence etc etc), so don't say I didn't warn you.

If you find the text is a bit too small to read comfortably, it means you need glasses. If you already have glasses, it's time for you to your prescription checked.

Credits for the above image go to Xirty, Pure Anodyne and dafont. For full credits, see the appropriate page.

 

Why the heck are you still reading my fine print?